Henry: Mom, I think I should be a ninja when I grow up.
M: Sounds like you have to be really brave to be a ninja.
H: Yeah, I am! Except zombies. I'm not brave of them. But I will be when I'm a grown-up.
Adam sweats like no one else! When Adam and I got our king bed a few years ago, we thought, "This will be so great! Not only w...